I wonder why they didn’t have Garfield kill it. I remember watching the Simpsons once, and they had some episode where Lisa had a stupid notion that creationism shouldn’t be taught in Springfield Elementary, and she had a meeting with other kids to teach evolution, and she got in trouble for it. If a person wants to buy into evolution, that’s up to the individual; but I hate it when they try to cram it down people’s throats. I was enjoying Ranger Rick magazines, but those writers won’t get off their evolution bandwagons, and they won’t stop saying that certain animals have been around for millions of years. Anyway, to get back on topic, one of the bullies named Nelson showed up and said he thought they were going to light spiders on fire, and one of the other bullies said he had a jar of them, and I laughed so hard because I wouldn’t put it past me to do that. I know they’re God’s creatures, but they give me the creeps, and my arachnophobia is to the point where I can’t stand to touch them. If they’re doing spiders this week, I’m gonna read Garfield all week. It’s not that I don’t like that cat Garfield. It’s just that I’d rather read the Garfield books and not have them spoiled.God bless, Jason Scott Irelan
codycab over 6 years ago
And spider gets smashed for telling the soon to be beautiful creature to shut up. I know I would.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Whatever gave the spider the idea he’ll become a butterfly?
Gent over 6 years ago
What, no SPLAT..?!
William Pursell over 6 years ago
@TEMPLO S.U.D. Delusions of Grandeur?
Troglodyte over 6 years ago
Spider’s missing a pair of legs, though.
keltii over 6 years ago
spider was told by his parents “you can be anything you want to be dear”
jasonsnakelover over 6 years ago
I wonder why they didn’t have Garfield kill it. I remember watching the Simpsons once, and they had some episode where Lisa had a stupid notion that creationism shouldn’t be taught in Springfield Elementary, and she had a meeting with other kids to teach evolution, and she got in trouble for it. If a person wants to buy into evolution, that’s up to the individual; but I hate it when they try to cram it down people’s throats. I was enjoying Ranger Rick magazines, but those writers won’t get off their evolution bandwagons, and they won’t stop saying that certain animals have been around for millions of years. Anyway, to get back on topic, one of the bullies named Nelson showed up and said he thought they were going to light spiders on fire, and one of the other bullies said he had a jar of them, and I laughed so hard because I wouldn’t put it past me to do that. I know they’re God’s creatures, but they give me the creeps, and my arachnophobia is to the point where I can’t stand to touch them. If they’re doing spiders this week, I’m gonna read Garfield all week. It’s not that I don’t like that cat Garfield. It’s just that I’d rather read the Garfield books and not have them spoiled.God bless, Jason Scott Irelan
car2ner over 6 years ago
hey, he identifies as a butterfly. give him a break.
Qiset over 6 years ago
Just after this, the spider has the catapiller for lunch!
Number Three over 6 years ago
The caterpillar shouldn’t be laughing. He could easily turn into a brown moth.
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