Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 26, 2017

Saw a number of very nice cliffs on my camping trip a few weeks ago, wasn’t tempted to jump off of any of them

He’ll get a job at Disney as a stunt lemming.

Lemmings don’t like to jump off of cliffs either Dr. Disney forced them off to fit a false stereotype. Sad.

But they never tried it a second time.

I know a couple of guys named Cliff but they don’t even swim, let alone dive. Also Mom’s hair has a couple of critter faces.

And where are all the lemming men from your clan now? Maybe rethink this.

Only the lemmings named Cliff are supposed to walk that way.

Do they need Cliff notes?

Yep. All liberal democrats too. Follow blindly right off a cliff….never question anything.