Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 22, 2017

He won’t get anywhere with that crabby expression.

He’s already lost the Doctor vote. They’re staying away in droves.

Yes, Jonathan, if you want to be “Mayor” Apple,

you have to stop going out on a limb,

and look to your deep local roots.

Stop branching out into national politics…

Just leaf that alone for now…

and point out your city council projects that have come to fruition.

I don’t know – his core message is rather seedy.

Apple core Baltimore, whose your friend?

With enough turnover, he can unseat Mayor McCheese.

What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding half a worm…..

I think his core message is poisonous (seeing as Apple cores contain cyanide)

If his opponent is an orange, then I’d would support him because there’s no comparison.

But his core message is just so . . . seedy.