The rumor of Donald Trump’s twice-daily delivery of positive news stories about himself is equal parts hilarious and terrifying, but none more terrifying than this comic being delayed by two weeks due to increasing threats of nuclear war and Nazis marching in the streets.
“Good news! You’re making people more politically active!”
No doubt Donald Trump’s Good News presentations will be similar to car commercials, or those drug ads that play perky music and pleasant images while the announcer gives dire side effect warnings. The media should remember Gordon’s Axiom: “Cynicism is as parasitic as patriotism, but as long as man is a damned idiot, both are necessary.”
Well, we know for sure that Trump’s Cabinet engaged in at least ONE nauseating public round-robin boot-licking of Trump—literally every member was right there on the video doing it!
Well, we know for sure that Trump’s Cabinet engaged in at least ONE nauseating public round-robin boot-licking of Trump—literally every member was right there on the video doing it!
@Brian CarrollI’m assuming you meant that Garfield himself was “spoiled” before his time, on account of his doctor’s brains appeared to be spoiled before their time?
Brian Carroll creator over 6 years ago
The rumor of Donald Trump’s twice-daily delivery of positive news stories about himself is equal parts hilarious and terrifying, but none more terrifying than this comic being delayed by two weeks due to increasing threats of nuclear war and Nazis marching in the streets.
“Good news! You’re making people more politically active!”
emptc12 over 6 years ago
No doubt Donald Trump’s Good News presentations will be similar to car commercials, or those drug ads that play perky music and pleasant images while the announcer gives dire side effect warnings. The media should remember Gordon’s Axiom: “Cynicism is as parasitic as patriotism, but as long as man is a damned idiot, both are necessary.”
Sadandconfused9 over 6 years ago
thank you Mr. Carroll. A look on the Sunnyside, yes?
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
Well, we know for sure that Trump’s Cabinet engaged in at least ONE nauseating public round-robin boot-licking of Trump—literally every member was right there on the video doing it!
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
Well, we know for sure that Trump’s Cabinet engaged in at least ONE nauseating public round-robin boot-licking of Trump—literally every member was right there on the video doing it!
Godfreydaniel over 6 years ago
@Brian CarrollI’m assuming you meant that Garfield himself was “spoiled” before his time, on account of his doctor’s brains appeared to be spoiled before their time?
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Another good one. How do I nominate you for an “Eisner”?