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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

  2. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

  3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    A poem. I like it.

  4. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    With Sr. Teresa’s birthday coming up in a few days, I hope this isn’t her present… a patootie kick to the curb.

  5. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Once you level something it’s hard to unlevel it.

  6. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    I caused a fire during chemistry lab once. It was just a small fire.

  7. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    The Morton Salt girl is cute as well.

  8. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Is that the name of a comic strip?

  9. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Don’t forget Larry Mondello.

  10. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    I rarely measure so I mess up a lot.