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1. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   You are a fluke of the universe…

2. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This is like that old joke about the optimist who fell off the Empire State Building; as he passed each floor, people standing near the windows could hear him saying, “So far, so good…”

3. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Something about this just doesn’t add up.

4. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Today’s background music: “Draggin’ the Line” by Tommy James.

5. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “The beginning of a new day is the beginning of a new life.” —Ray Bolger, on an episode of Battlestar Galactica

   Hey, you take comfort wherever you can find it.

6. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Looks like next year will be eggscruciating.

7. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Rat could have stopped after “I’m a pain.”

8. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We could always go back to having town criers.

   “Hear ye, hear ye… Item the first: The Orange Clown in the White House hath said something stupid again…”

9. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What a crappy story.

10. almost 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Was today’s strip written a few months ago?