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  1. 3 days ago on The Other Coast

    I had a bullmastiff that I fed the BARF diet, and believe me, it did not help with the… um… vapour trails

  2. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh, I make all kinds of scents… but nobody is gonna pay me to make ‘em…

  3. 21 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    My Olivia turns to stone when picked up. Every muscle in her body turns rigid, even if it’s only to pick her up to move her from one couch cushion to the other.

  4. 24 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Yes, Teddy Tarantula, there is indeed a home for you. Right under this shovel.

    Sorry, but I can’t abide spiders, and I certainly wouldn’t abode one (on purpose).

  5. 25 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Oh come on, Vern. Everyone knows the mattress is flat! Do some research!

  6. 26 days ago on Last Kiss

    One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.

    This is why I will not let a bird sit on me.

  7. 26 days ago on The Other Coast

    My Layla would require Senior-couch potato-bed hog-slobbery-hairy formula

  8. 29 days ago on The Barn

    If you read Rory’s last statement in the voice of Mr Horse from Ren and Stimpy you’re my people

  9. about 1 month ago on Savage Chickens

    An entwife! Quick, somebody tell Treebeard! Female ents are quite rare!

  10. about 1 month ago on Barney & Clyde

    Reminds me of when my father was diagnosed with prostate cancer. His doctor told him the cancer wouldn’t be what kills him. He won’t live long enough for it to (he is 80 years old, morbidly obese, has congestive heart failure, and emphysema)