I wear glasses and I can say with 100% certainty that I’ve never done that (lost them on my head). What I have done on a few occasions is reach up to my nose to push my glasses back a bit and realize that I’m not wearing them at that moment. Old habit.
I didn’t go outside in pajamas to get the mail until sometime during covid. I noticed so many people in their pajamas at stores, walking the dog, going to school, etc., that I finally decided that my brief couple of minutes of getting the mail in my pajamas wouldn’t end the world. So far, so good…
I wonder if the who guy who does that job for Boeing sits in a seat next to a missing door in a wind tunnel. If he doesn’t get sucked out, the plane passes the test.
2nd panel would have said “is that a carrot in your pocket or are just happy to see me?”