She has all the write stuff…
It means I’m gonna tell more cheesy jokes…
Her high hopes for romance turned into sigh hopes…
Probably because so many people already Googled it because of this comic…
Those aren’t laughable photos. All I see is love.
If Elvis eats the curtains, it’ll be curtains for him…
If the Woman trips over Elvis, she’ll be saying, “That’s wall, folks”…
Give OZ an Emmy. Those histrionics are worthy of Sarah Burnhardt…
Miss a meal time by 5 seconds and the world ends for some cats. I had a cat that must have had a megaphone stuck down his throat because if meal time was late, the whole town knew! His meows could break windows and that was such a pane…
Elvis is so hungry, his teeth are upside down…
She has all the write stuff…