Get me the ghost of Doug.
His real name was Pablo Gazpacho.
What next? A craft brewery making a beer that isn’t an IPA?
It’s a federal law that all independent coffee shops are staffed by hipsters. It was part of the Hipster Usefulness Incentive Program signed by Obama.
Happiness is a warm pun.
I started drawing Doug about two hours ago and still am because nobody told me to stop.
I can loan you one if I can borrow your particle collider.
Hang on, Garfield, Friday’s coming!
Fun tip: “madarchod” is a very, very rude word in Hindi.
Look at the bright side – at least we didn’t elect a FEMALE as president (that’s sarcasm, by the way, for any MAGA who has someone reading the comments to them).
Get me the ghost of Doug.