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1. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Bonus: I kept the consonant-vowel pattern too!

2. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I guess you could say, Ripley’s honorificabilitatibusificated Shakespeare today.

3. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Four times longer than all Shakespeare’s works?

   Proof 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters can produce SOMETHING.

4. 17 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Me neither. I bet it’s obvious, but I just don’t see it. Turtle mocked.

   Mock turtleneck. Tock Myrtle Tech. I give up.

5. 27 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Bucky’s a misunderstood genius. He knows theory will only take you so far.

6. about 1 month ago on Joel Pett

   “America Is Great” panel needs a few handguns and an AK lying around.

7. about 2 months ago on Monty

   That’s a flosser? I thought it was the bidet!

8. about 2 months ago on The Fusco Brothers

   What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for that glitter on your T-shirt Lance. Consider yourself lucky you passed!

9. about 2 months ago on The Fusco Brothers

   “ You’ve heard of Doctors without Borders I’m with Doofuses without Boundaries.”

10. about 2 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I’m such a sad climate doomer I can’t even enjoy the funnies.