Recent Comments

1. 4 days ago on The Knight Life

   “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog!” – Weird Al, ‘Bob’

2. 8 days ago on Buni

   I was at a checkout behind someone – the clerk asked ‘Paper or plastic?’ and the guy sniffed ’I’ll take whatever doesn’t ruin the planet!‘. I should’ve said ‘So bring your own bag, Van Driesen!’

3. 8 days ago on Buni

   That one plastic bag was apparently the tipping point; the world went all Mad Max and the clerk’s own clothing was reduced to rags even before Buni got home!

4. 9 days ago on Cul de Sac

   Or turn it inside out. Those birthday/holiday napkins usually have some printing on the face that make them useless in wiping your mouth.

5. 15 days ago on Rip Haywire

   There’s more alternate realities going on here than there are in ‘Rick and Morty’!

6. 15 days ago on Monty

   Some of Dickens’ stories were originally published in installments in magazines, so yeah, they were in cereal form! (I see I was beaten to the punch with the pun, but I don’t care!)

7. 22 days ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

   You can tell the monkeys don’t like it, either.

8. 22 days ago on Overboard

   I think it works as is, from his point of view – his surprise that they thought it, not their surprise that he’d had one – if that makes sense.

9. about 1 month ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

   Poor Zoidberg!

10. about 1 month ago on Monty

    I was oddly hoping for that!