Recent Comments

1. 10 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Speaking of golf, the first time I ever played I shot three under par for the entire course. Too bad it got dark before I could get to the second hole.

2. 14 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

   No worries. You will soon be able to have your own ridiculous opinions everywhere for those younger than you to gripe about.

3. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The Moles would be naturals as umpires.

4. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Third base is NOT the position for the slow reactors! Neither is pitcher or first base. I played both third and first base at different times. And I was the shortest guy on the team.

5. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Way back in my glory days of softball-playing, there was usually a rule against deliberately hitting the ball back at the pitcher. Softball pitchers are 60 feet from the batter, while hardball pitchers are 90 feet. A big guy could easily hurt a pitcher with a line drive. New softballs are NOT soft.

6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Yeah, if he’s that rich, he should be paying us to suffer through his puns. :)

7. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   A woman in New York did, sort of. She sued him for defamation and won a $5 Million dollar judgement. Then he defamed her AGAIN, and she was awarded $455 Million more. Turns out he was never a real billionaire after all. He does not have enough money to pay those judgements, with interest. He couldn’t even pay a $175 Million dollar bond so he could appeal the judgments.

8. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   So instead of pork bellies, Rat is going whole hog.

9. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Years ago, I put up a small poster in my office that read “I am sorry if I bother you. You will be sorry if you bother me.”

10. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!”