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1. about 22 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

   It’s a lyric from ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’

2. 2 days ago on Last Kiss

   You can’t buy love, but you can rent affection.

   Can’t remember who siad it.

3. 2 days ago on Wondermark

   The movie ‘Network’ went from being a wild satire to an accurate historical drama in real time.

4. 3 days ago on Last Kiss

   Alice had three children after having had a successful career. She loved her kids, but sometimes missed her old life. One morning her mother, mother-in-law, and her sisters knocked on the door.

   Her mother told her that the grandmothers would watch the kids all day, while her sister and her friends took her out for a spa day. After a day of pampering the next surprise was that they were going to buy her a new dress, and that her husband was going to take her to a classical music concert that evening.

   Her husband picks her up from the dress shop and they go to the concert hall. He tells her that after the show they have been invited to dine with the Maestro and his wife. The show is great and the dinner is lovely.

   When it’s time to leave she thanks the conductor for the meal.

   He replies “And thank you for cutting my meat up for me.”

5. 3 days ago on Doonesbury

   Trump ran a “Win Dinner With Me At The White House” lottery for years. Thousands of people entered, yet, somehow, not one Trump supporter ever won. Not one.

6. 3 days ago on Ink Pen

   Anecdotal evidence, but that’s what the prisoners in Siberia did when they escaped the gulags. They’d take one extra guy along as ‘the sandwich.’

7. 3 days ago on JumpStart

   If you do nothing and have money, you’re “part of the leisure class.” If you’re poor and do nothing you’re “a bum.”

   We could have a post scarcity world if we wanted it.

8. 4 days ago on Rip Haywire

   Not only that, I want to know what happened to the black horsie?

9. 4 days ago on Agnes

   Those green plastic Army soldiers could take a pounding. Completely unposable

10. 5 days ago on Last Kiss

    From Benny Hill.

    “Good night, mother of five.”

    “Good night, father of one.”