It took me 50 years but I have finally reached the height of 5’ 10 1/2". I haven’t updated my license, it still says I’m 6’ 1". Between my thinning disks (think the thickness of a crepe) and the abnormal curvature in my lumbar region I have finally perfected my John Wayne walk without acting. I won’t list the details of my diagnosis but the first thing listed on my doctor’s order for PT is “Put him on the rack! (traction)”.
I don’t see a kangaroo so everything is fine.