I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.
…But the name is descriptive of a real thing.
NOT!
osprey…a large fish-eating hawk… [www merriam-webster com]
Dear Ms. Lisa, Here’s a joke that I know will make you smile. Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and da Vinci walk into a tavern…
Whooo gets to keep the barn??
“Congratulations Tijan and Matthew…CONGRATULATIONS…I SAID CONGRATULATIONS!!”
“No, not that. It’s the black fishnet pantyhose I was hoping you’d forget.” [Uh-oh]
“And Tommy Jenkins slides into second, with an RBI double.”
“If he likes 2nd base so much, why doesn’t he marry it?”
Unfortunately, there was nowhere to plug it in at the top.
How can a black hole be luminous? Isn’t it “black” because light cannot escape??
Step 9: Make amends.
…But the name is descriptive of a real thing.