It’s obvious you don’t read this strip because you enjoy it, unless you enjoy criticizing things. If that’s your goal OK. I can simply stop reading your comments. But I do wish you’d stop.
This reminds me of my MIL who regularly trounced the rest of us and one of us was a HS English teacher. The rest of us simply had college educations…loved that woman.
I hope there are some other reasons why you won’t let your cats out: it’s safer for them inside, it’s safer for our birds if the cats are inside, too.