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  1. about 1 hour ago on Jeff Danziger

    Coo-Coup

  2. about 2 hours ago on Doonesbury

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    Let’s make Hitler

    And Hirohito

    Feel as bad

    As old Benito

    Burma-Shave

  3. about 2 hours ago on Rob Rogers

    Sing it with me: “Double U – iki – pe -dia”

    (Since only the name has changed, you can still use the tune;-)

  4. about 3 hours ago on Pickles

    In 1961, I petitioned our high school to allow me into Home Ec. – they were against it – girls only.My argument was I would, at some time in my life, be a hungry bachelor in dirty clothes. It didn’t work.Their minds were changed when my classmate at the time, Susan, wanted to go to Metal Shop.That didn’t help me with dishwasher soap in the dishwasher though, as aforementioned.

  5. about 13 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

    They already have a cuckoo . . .

  6. about 13 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

    So Russia’s top general has been replaced by a bean-counter. Who presumably knows quite less about war-making, but wants to keep the war in the black.

    Just like Boeing Corporation replacing their engineer-trained CEO with a finance-trained CEO.

    It’s becoming quite normal for Boeing’s planes to fall out of the sky.

    I can’t wait to see what will happen to Russia’s incursion into the Ukraine!

  7. about 13 hours ago on Pickles

    I’ll admit to putting dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher, but the quarter-inch of foam on the kitchen floor permitted me to mop the floor easily – even though that wasn’t initially the plan.

    Forgive me for not understanding that dishwashing liquid is not for washing dishes . . .

    sigh

  8. about 13 hours ago on Rob Rogers

    Whenever I need to type encyclopedia – I have Jiminy Cricket to thank for getting it right.

  9. about 21 hours ago on Prickly City

    South Dakota has a total population of 887K – as does San Francisco.

    South Dakota has two senators and three representatives – San Francisco has none (specifically).

    The Native American population of South Dakota is 77,700, or about 8% of the total population – on 10% of the land.

    The tiresome Kristi Noem, the South Dakota governor, is officially unwelcome in 10% of the state.

    - and at rather a large percentage of dog-loving homes throughout America.

    And then there’s the smelly goat . . . and she’s the butt of that joke.

  10. 1 day ago on Henry Payne

    Sadie just found a nest with three white eggs in the springtime wreath on the front door!