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Recent Comments

  1. about 13 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    If she messed that up, maybe she could at least go for a discount by claiming to be an Emotional Support Animal.

  2. about 13 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    It’s not all bad. There’s an entire subculture dedicated to looking a planes with telescopes and identifying their makes an models.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    The sparkleverse, you say? Is it part of the unicornverse?

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    He should do this more often.

  5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It was a very lucky stab indeed, because it was exactly the right very specific and nuanced pronunciation.

  6. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    It’s called “security theater”. Despite that, no one seemed amused when I recited Shakespeare while waiting in line for the metal detector.

  7. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    I doubt it. Ozy’s dad only recently found out about toothpaste.

  8. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Since her horn spirals, you just need to unscrew her.

  9. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    At the moment, she’s in Chicago, signing books. Possibly wearing a Jedi robe.

  10. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Also, when Marigold revealed herself to them, she slowly brought the Shield down to lower settings, so as not to shock them.