Recent Comments

1. about 16 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If you take a country song & you play it backwards

   You sober up & you don’t cheat on your wife!

   And your dead dog comes to life!

   Your truck gets fixed, you get your job back!

   There’s money in the bank & you never had that fight!

   And everything’s alright!

2. about 17 hours ago on Drabble

   Riders In The Sky do that one, I believe.

3. about 17 hours ago on Drabble

   @briannomi Cactus Jack Slade, the most incompetent outlaw in the west! (Google it)

4. about 17 hours ago on Drabble

   You might be redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.

5. about 17 hours ago on Drabble

   Or the Borg!

6. about 17 hours ago on Baby Blues

   Learned last year the cat’s name is World War II

7. about 17 hours ago on Arlo and Janis

   80s here last Saturday, a strong cold front brought severe thunderstorms Saturday evening, then Sunday’s high lower 50s.

8. about 17 hours ago on Arlo and Janis

   Possibly several people sitting over a couple pitchers. “Yeah? I bet you $100 I can get people to put chopped onions inside their socks!”

9. about 17 hours ago on Andy Capp

   Flo: Where did we go on holiday?

   Andy: Your mother’s in Devon.

   Flo: Where did the bookmaker go?

   Andy: Hawaii.

   Flo: Think about it!

10. about 17 hours ago on Andy Capp

    In Neil Simon’s The Odd Couple Oscar tells of taking his then-wife to a New York Rangers hockey game on their wedding anniversary, during which she gets hit with the puck.