Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 22, 1997
Transcript:
Saleswoman: May I help you? Cathy: Yes! Do now let me buy anything!! If you see me moving toward a rack of clothes, grab me! Pull me away! Wrestle me to the ground if necessary!! If you see me weakening, smack me! If you hear me whining, yell at me!! I'm begging you! Don't let me buy anything!! ...Now then, which way to those cute cashmere seperates? Saleswoman: Oh, great. The new shipment of fall lunatics has started to come in.
Then why are you even there?