Bread: I should get back on the dating scene, but I've just been on the shelf so long! Bun: That's it- I'm signing you up for stalemate!
Soon he’ll be looking for some sandwich action.Maybe with that tasty slice over there – the one with the butter top.
Ooh…. his friend is kinda fresh…but he sure has nice buns….
If he had more dough, he could get back in the dating game!!
She’s always in the bag. No Wonder she can’t get a date.
Dough!
Her bio reads “She is the best thing since sliced -—!"
That’s a crumby app
He tried to butter her up but his last date left him feeling like toast so of course he wants to stay on the shelf.
Date bread?Date nut bread?
That’s the yeast you could do.
Hmm.. hot buttered loafer or a bread-winner?
They’ll show you which side of your toast to butter!
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x_Tech over 7 years ago
Soon he’ll be looking for some sandwich action.Maybe with that tasty slice over there – the one with the butter top.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ooh…. his friend is kinda fresh…but he sure has nice buns….
boff0 over 7 years ago
If he had more dough, he could get back in the dating game!!
whiteheron over 7 years ago
She’s always in the bag. No Wonder she can’t get a date.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dough!
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
Her bio reads “She is the best thing since sliced -—!"
shipl14 over 7 years ago
That’s a crumby app
SunflowerGirl100 over 7 years ago
He tried to butter her up but his last date left him feeling like toast so of course he wants to stay on the shelf.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 7 years ago
Date bread?Date nut bread?
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’s the yeast you could do.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
Hmm.. hot buttered loafer or a bread-winner?
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago
They’ll show you which side of your toast to butter!