Tom Toles for November 08, 2016

One can only hope…

After that, I’m wondering if the Clintons will still go to that loser’s weddings.

FRUMPs for TRUMP {… limerick and image …}

The ladies were dressed quite frumpily

as irately they scolded quite grumpily

that Hillary is Satanic:

“Like the Titanic,

we’ll sink unless governed quite Trumpily.”

- – - Image, – at a John Birch Society banquet:

https://lwmlcnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/spring-fling-tea-party-042.jpg=========

As wmconnelly said, voting should be simple. Oregon voters vote totally by mail (or drop off ballot). Auto voter registration now thru DMV, couldn’t be easier, and probably saves many $$ of taxpayer monies.

Voting should be required, like in Australia. You get fined if you don’t vote.

Someone should have beaned him long ago.

I have to go vote as soon as I finish the comics. I need a laff. This was great!

E E Cummings:

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Humanity i love you

.

Humanity i love you

because you would rather black the boots of

success than enquire whose soul dangles from his

watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

.

parties and because you

unflinchingly applaud all

songs containing the words country home and

mother when sung at the old howard

.

Humanity i love you because

when you’re hard up you pawn your

intelligence to buy a drink and when

you’re flush pride keeps

.

you from the pawn shops and

because you are continually committing

nuisances but more

especially in your own house

.

Humanity i love you because you

are perpetually putting the secret of

life in your pants and forgetting

it’s there and sitting down

.

on it

and because you are

forever making poems in the lap

of death Humanity

.

i hate you

please let this not be a jinx…

I soitanly hope so

If any Trump supporters are out there counting red shirts, I wore one and voted for Hillary. Surprisingly, I saw no mass “redshirt” engagement as was suggested by Trumpsterites several weeks ago.Of course, I live in a majority red county in Ohio!

But when Ryan died at Second, and Rubio did the same,

A warlike fever settled on the zealots of the game.

They said, "If only Donald Trump could step up to the plate

We’d pull out all our dirty tricks, for one so skilled in hate!"

From Article in Washington Post by Marc Fisher: “Trump’s classmates, neighbors, teachers and friends from New York in the 1950s are united in their recollections of a kid who had a powerful aversion to defeat — and a tendency to blast others when he lost. In sixth grade in Queens, his neighbor Jeff Bier said he loaned young Donald his favorite bat during a baseball game at school, but when Trump failed to get a hit, he smashed Bier’s bat on the pavement, cracking the wood. Trump did not apologize, Bier said.” So what is Trump going to do if he strikes out?

Now, if Hillary wins, will she have our American flag behind her during speeches?! Or will it be a muslim prayer curtain, like our last muslim “president”?!

Tolesy, You are going to miss Trump so much when crawls back index his rock tomorrow. Whatever will you do now ?

American will get the crook they have wanted—she prostituted the office of secretary of state and will prostituted the presidency of the US - the world now knows the American people are truly fools.-I weep for our country

“it’s all over but the locker room talk” That is hilarious!!!!

Vote early! Vote often!

This election day

Vote early! Vote often!

The American Way

Vote early! Vote often!

And the Force even may

Be with you (though doubtful)

This election day

IN FACT:

Considering the tone of

Almost all of the debate

I’d like to draw and quarter

Every single candidate!

Pervert Trump didn’t rig the election well enough.

The Trumpland FBI show failed.

Best Cartoon of the Day!Kudos, Mr.Toles!

From your lips to the FMS’s ears, Toles…

We can only hope and a wonderful political cartoon.

Trump was always wrong with his “locker room” trope.Now, if he had said “in the bar at 2 AM” I’d have believed him!

http://www.humortimes.com/57841/donald-at-debate/

Donald at Debate

By Michael Egan, September 27, 2016Donald at Debate – a poem

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the GOP that night.The polls were all against them, and minorities in flight.And when Christie got indicted, and Ailles was caught hands down,What once seemed just a nasty smirk became a sullen frown.

Donald Trump at batBut Christie pled “Not Guilty!” and Ailles got forty mil,And the party stalwarts dared to think: “We just might win this still!“If only Donald gets a shot at Hillary in debateHe’ll nail her on her emails and of course Benghazigate!”

Then from that saddened little group went up a joyous shoutIt twittered, facebooked, tumblrd, almost internetted out,For someone somewhere finally had set the longed-for dateAnd The Donald, mighty Donald, was advancing to debate.

There was ease in Donald’s manner as he stood behind the stand,Defiance in his bearing as he clenched his tiny hand.“Destruction comes,” his brow announced, “both terrible and swift!“I’ll grind her bones to make my bread!” the Donald sniffed. And sniffed.

And now the softball question comes whistling through the air:“You got a jobs plan, Donald? Anything you’d like to share?”But by the mighty intellect the ball unanswered sped—He’s never thought about jobs much. “Strike one,” the umpire said.

“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone from the stand,The Donald smiled quite happily and waved his little hand.“I’ll pay your bills, don’t worry,” he encouragingly said.“There was a time when dudes like that were carried out here dead.”

And now the Nato question, like a missile from the blue,But still he had no answer, so the umpire said, “Strike two!”“Fraud!” yelled the maddened thousands, and the echo answered, “Fraud.”But one scornful look from Donald and the audience was awed.

The sneer is gone from Donald’s lip; his teeth are clenched with hate,“Believe me, folks,” he bigly says, “again I’ll make us

Toles…Mighty Clinton has Struck out! Suck it you libtard!

Dewey Wins!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He WON!