iThank you, thank you very much:) I am an expert at kissing ass:) The trick is not to kiss everybodies ass:( One must be selective in whose ass one kisses:) EXAMPLE:) There are 2 bars down the street from where I dwell:) I kiss one bar owner so much, all over, that she tells me to give my poor exhausted mouth a break:) ‘Can I buy you a drink sweetie . . . and everybody in your fine establishment a drink?’ “Sure sweetie,” she says with a smile:) “Let go of my hand!” the other bar owner says as he pulls it away after I kiss it. ‘You know I love you man:) “Yeah right:(” ’Can I buy you a drink sir, and everybody else in your fine establishment?’ “Sure, sure, whatever:)” he says with a smile;/ BAR OWNERS DON’T GET ENOUGH LOVE:) Be careful of female bartenders:( Too much love their way . . . and you might wake up in bed, naked, with them drapped all over you, naked:( And your girlfriend, or WIFE, banging on the door:( ‘Let me in . . .’
Charliegirl Premium Member about 7 years ago
That cannot be unseen! Ewwwwwwww!
johnnytiggs about 7 years ago
We humans are just jealous . . . because we can’t kiss our own asses:) Oh how I wish:)
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago
Put a cone on him.
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
Call the vet.
Coyoty Premium Member about 7 years ago
Spray his chair with bitter apple.
johnnytiggs about 7 years ago
iThank you, thank you very much:) I am an expert at kissing ass:) The trick is not to kiss everybodies ass:( One must be selective in whose ass one kisses:) EXAMPLE:) There are 2 bars down the street from where I dwell:) I kiss one bar owner so much, all over, that she tells me to give my poor exhausted mouth a break:) ‘Can I buy you a drink sweetie . . . and everybody in your fine establishment a drink?’ “Sure sweetie,” she says with a smile:) “Let go of my hand!” the other bar owner says as he pulls it away after I kiss it. ‘You know I love you man:) “Yeah right:(” ’Can I buy you a drink sir, and everybody else in your fine establishment?’ “Sure, sure, whatever:)” he says with a smile;/ BAR OWNERS DON’T GET ENOUGH LOVE:) Be careful of female bartenders:( Too much love their way . . . and you might wake up in bed, naked, with them drapped all over you, naked:( And your girlfriend, or WIFE, banging on the door:( ‘Let me in . . .’