Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2017

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    PICTO  almost 7 years ago

    Well bread…? He looks like a loafer to me…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Wow….

    When he came in, he was in crumby shape… honestly, they thought he was toast.

    Still, they put him under the knife, and things started to pan out for him.

    But they thought it would take at yeast a good while longer till he could rise on his own.

    They’ve turned him out now… with orders for a little time loafing about the house, and then he’ll be truly heeled.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Mr Thompson is not going to like this, so I won’t mention what that bagel looks like.

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    paul  almost 7 years ago

    I donut approve of this humor.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Wouldn’t you like to butter him up?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    He will be toast soon enough.

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    P51Strega  almost 7 years ago

    The real question is if he has enough dough to pay the bill.

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    Qiset  almost 7 years ago

    they left out a comma between “well” and “bread.”

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    shipl14  almost 7 years ago

    Looks a bit pastry

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    Cerabooge  almost 7 years ago

    Can’t get more whitebread than that guy.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whitebread

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Hmmm…interesting “belly button” on that bread. Butt I digress…

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    mggreen  almost 7 years ago

    A couple of delicious looking nurses!

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    Mike H  almost 7 years ago

    Shut your donut hole.

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