My sneezes are epic: I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed in the office and a co-worker in the building across the parking lot sent me an email “God bless you.”
My husband is about to have surgery this week and they told him to not sneeze or cough while he heals. Now we’re worried all he’s going to do is sneeze and cough. How can one hold in a sneeze?
Dtroutma almost 7 years ago
Like your nose itches when you’re under the car changing oil.
willispate almost 7 years ago
if i was there, I’d sneeze like AH-CHOO-CHOO TRAIN!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Like feeling the urge to cough at the clinic.
jvo almost 7 years ago
Which magically becomes impossible as soon as your doctor asks you to cough. We are contrary beasts aren’t we.
Varnes almost 7 years ago
Willispate……Really? Seriously? You went there? Congratulations! Are you from Chattanooga?….
sandpiper almost 7 years ago
Or a public yawn??
billmccray almost 7 years ago
A parking meter at a crosswalk?
Dani Rice almost 7 years ago
Or any time any doctor asks you to relax.
chromosome Premium Member almost 7 years ago
This would work for yawns, too.
DanFlak almost 7 years ago
My sneezes are epic: I can set a car alarm off at 50 paces. I once sneezed in the office and a co-worker in the building across the parking lot sent me an email “God bless you.”
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 7 years ago
See Cul de Sac.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 7 years ago
And do not think of dancing blue elephants. Simply don’t think of them.
Varnes almost 7 years ago
Sniff? Sniff? Do I smell something funny?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 7 years ago
My husband is about to have surgery this week and they told him to not sneeze or cough while he heals. Now we’re worried all he’s going to do is sneeze and cough. How can one hold in a sneeze?
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
How about “Do Not Look At This Sign”?
ldenunzio2016 almost 7 years ago
How to start sneezing conversation: just say excuse you. No, excuse you. without recusing yourself.
keenanthelibrarian almost 7 years ago
It’s a bit like “Unthink this” – “Think about nothing” or “Don’t think about a tiger”.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 7 years ago
They’re afflicted with a very suggestible disease… and its nothing to sneeze at!