B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 24, 2017

In later books, he came to realize moving an army was not that unlike being in a sword fight — what with feints, thrusts, parries.

Or perhaps it is what Conan the talk show host uses.

There’s a fancy, exclusive restaurant in my city. It’s called the River Club.

In any case, I think Johnny Hart would have enjoyed this one. I certainly did.

That would be more like Fred Flintstone.

Doesn’t the initial phrase have to be something in common usage, in order for the “twist” to work?

A tip he stole from the Fat Broad.

I wouldn’t join a club if they had me for a member. Groucho Marx.