Tom Toles for June 25, 2017

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Is it my imagination, or is Mr. Putin smiling more these days?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Sorry Trump, you called out to them, recorded, to help you against your opponent. Called to them and they listened. But then they have been your loaning buddies for how many years before?

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    back re the just-previous items from “LIVER…” and “NIGHT” and “GUY…”: Glad to read your insights.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    DEVISING HIS OWN DOWNSIZING – {limerick and coda}

    Short fingers prolifically tap;

    pooched lips horrifically flap.

    Too much is revealed;

    his fate is sealed.

    He shoots his own kneecap.

    … Coda:

    By such verbalizing, -

    - Trump is devising

    his triumph’s downsizing,

    his own yacht’s capsizing.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    MENUS RIGHT and LEFT – {a rhyme}

    So MANY evince an appetite

    for menus cooked up by the chefs of the Right -

    - which are flavored by greed

    and by lies which impede

    nutrition availed from the erudite, …

    … from thinkings which come instead from the Left,

    where chefs write menus of healthier heft.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    A SUMMER DAY’S BLUES – {a rhyme}

    A summer day’s sunrise. Ahh. How soft

    are the smells of mown pastures; – how gently they waft

    under sunrays pasteled through soft clouds aloft.

    And yet:

    Ominous are sounds of bullfrogs’ coughing

    as if warning that danger is soon in the offing.

    We fret.

    Sure ‘nuff. We turn on the news

    that our nation is paying her dues

    to Trump’s and Republicans’ crews.

    We get

    the Blues.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Pretty accurate…

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    avalon1  almost 7 years ago

    Between the autocratic Orange Sphincter and Mitch McTurtle, and the spineless Dumocrats, the only consistency is all their hypocrisy and the trickle down stupidity of the voters.

    VOTE THEM ALL OUT!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Putin is shooting at us in Syria and Afghanistan.

    Trump has never said a bad word about him.
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    ChazNCenTex  almost 7 years ago

    You can just add the cost to his bill….

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    Daeder  almost 7 years ago

    Speak louder into the microwave, please!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It’s true. Drumpf didn’t ask, but Vlad said “You owe us SO MUCH MONEY that you WILL do what we tell you to do!” But, Drumpf, DIDN’T ASK! He just bent down, kissed Vlad’s shoes, and said “Yes, Sir! Whatever you say, SIR!”

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    Mokurai  almost 7 years ago

    Maybe you could leak a note to Wikileaks on Donald’s behalf?

    Dear Mr. Mueller, Donald Trump never asked me for his help, with few exceptions. Signed, My BFF, Vlad Putin

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 7 years ago

    “whether there are Russian “tapes” or recordings of my conversations with James Comey, but I did not make, and do not have any such recordings."

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