The total of todays comments smells like the harbor of Kaohsiung , Taiwan at low tide circa 1963….Was a seventh fleet sailor before the chain gang….or maybe as a cause of it……
We went to topsy-turvy land to see a man-o’-war,And we were much attached to it, because we simply were;We found an anchor-ite within the mud upon the leaFor the ghost of Jonah’s whale he ran away and went to sea.Oh, it was awful!It was unlawful!We rallied round the flag in sev’ral millions;They couldn’t shake us;They had to take us;So the halibut and cod they danced cotillions.Oh, very well, then,I hear the curfew,Please go away and come some other day;Goliath tusselsWith Samson’s muscles,Yet the muscles never fight in Oyster Bay.—“The Sea-Fairies”, by L. Frank Baum
GreasyOldTam almost 7 years ago
Whatever Steven Pastis has appears to be contagious.
x_Tech almost 7 years ago
Guess it time for…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Wet Dream – Kip Addotta
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Totally agree with that green fish and his friend blue.
HeckleMeElmo almost 7 years ago
Which one has the little star? Which one has the little car?
therese_callahan2002 almost 7 years ago
“Your idle talk’s giving me a haddock!”
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
Boneless Salmon will be pressed, a) salted and smoked.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Wow… I never expected to sea an invasion on this scale come down the pike!
When I seafood, it’s usually on a plate… or maybe on the net.
I hope we humans won’t flounder!
OK, I gotta say something for the halibut.
Not to carp, but it never seems to sink in.
Stephan Pastis makes great puns, but he’s not their sole inventor!
Pearls Before Swine began in 2003..
That wonderful Kip Addotta bit (though not the video) was released in 1984….
Groucho made puns in the 50’s…
Heck, the Romans made puns back in the B.C.s.
And I probably made puns before that.
Let’s give all cartoonists credit for their own wit and originality!
pcolli almost 7 years ago
Where’s Cliff? He’s missing lunch.
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
@pcolli
At the Casino getting the chips.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Did Brewster do that on Porpoise?
MikeM_inMD almost 7 years ago
Hah! Puns are our greatest weapon for driving off invaders. We will prevail because you can’t krill all of us.
Kroykali almost 7 years ago
And I thought we came up with every possible pun yesterday.
jdsven almost 7 years ago
Good thing they didn’t visit the Earth of Pearls Before Swine. A pun over there might lead to a Death Star level destruction.
Ray_C almost 7 years ago
“You may try to overthrow us, but you will flounder on the scales of justice.”
Ray_C almost 7 years ago
Just after we’d severed the head of the talapiosa mob, these guys show up.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 7 years ago
Wait till that skanky Ann Chovie shows up.
Tigressy almost 7 years ago
Invite the Penguin.
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
Whale, I’m not being crabby, but I’m signing off ‘cause I’ve really got to guppy…
Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago
These puns get my endorsal.
Charlie Tuba almost 7 years ago
Are you doing that on porpoise?
RabbitDad almost 7 years ago
There sure are some crappie puns in here…
Dragoncat almost 7 years ago
Holy Mackarel! So many fishy puns. But I have to give the Dragoncat Award for Best Fish Pun to SusanSunshine!
As for me, I’m ‘gone fishing’.
chain gang charlie almost 7 years ago
The total of todays comments smells like the harbor of Kaohsiung , Taiwan at low tide circa 1963….Was a seventh fleet sailor before the chain gang….or maybe as a cause of it……
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 7 years ago
We went to topsy-turvy land to see a man-o’-war,And we were much attached to it, because we simply were;We found an anchor-ite within the mud upon the leaFor the ghost of Jonah’s whale he ran away and went to sea.Oh, it was awful!It was unlawful!We rallied round the flag in sev’ral millions;They couldn’t shake us;They had to take us;So the halibut and cod they danced cotillions.Oh, very well, then,I hear the curfew,Please go away and come some other day;Goliath tusselsWith Samson’s muscles,Yet the muscles never fight in Oyster Bay.—“The Sea-Fairies”, by L. Frank Baum