You have the right to buy me a dozen doughnuts. Purchasing plain cake doughnuts may be held against you. You have the right to hire a barista while purchasing the doughnuts and have the barista present during the serving of the doughnuts. If you cannot afford to purchase doughnuts, we will look the other way if you choose to steal them….
GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I like “I have the right to have your face pushed into the sidewalk” better.
whiteheron almost 7 years ago
You can say it, but you don’t have to mean it.
fishbulb239 almost 7 years ago
You have the right to buy me a dozen doughnuts. Purchasing plain cake doughnuts may be held against you. You have the right to hire a barista while purchasing the doughnuts and have the barista present during the serving of the doughnuts. If you cannot afford to purchase doughnuts, we will look the other way if you choose to steal them….
mggreen almost 7 years ago
Plane cake doughnuts are the best. All the sugar in the frosting interferes with the flavor of the sardines . . .
abridge123 almost 7 years ago
hold out your left hand. no, your other left hand.