Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 11, 2010
October 10, 2010
October 12, 2010
Transcript:
Horace: Hi and welcome to this meeting of Paranoids Anonymous! Why don't we start by introducing ourselves... And then you can tell me who told you about this meeting.
The Duke 1 over 13 years ago
Just because you’re paranoid it doesn’t mean no one is out to get you!
Hugh B. Hayve over 13 years ago
It was “them”, wasn’t it?
taker48 over 13 years ago
I wonder if his anthem isn’t, I always feel like, somebody’s watchin’ me
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
Hi I’m Simon, and I’m paranoid.
First, I’m afraid to drive because I’m conviced that one out of every seven drivers on the road has been drinking. I’m also certain there’s a one-in-six chance that I’ll be a crime victim sometime in the next year…and everywhere I go, I imagine that surveillance cameras are watching me.
Trainwreck_1 over 13 years ago
… The little people told me! “The Fisher King” http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1800166123/info
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers”
policelimit Premium Member over 13 years ago
I thought it was a Klan meeting for a second. But that could be Paranoids Anonymous too.
madbristowart over 13 years ago
^ Comic strip brainstorm!!
“Dark Side of the Ku Klux Klan”
…destined to be an underground hit.
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
@ the sheeted horse: Who are you and why do you want to know?
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
@ Simon: I used to think I was suffering from hypochondria, but thankfully it was all in my head.