Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 20, 2018

touché, PC at the PC

Go home!, fall into the canal….?

It’s Andy. Just copy & paste the last one.

Rape, arson, murder, all those white collar crimes, not to mention “conspiracy to commit” all those…. that list is actually a LOT longer.

He never paid his beer, here’s one

I hate having my bottom higginned.

Just another ordinary day.

Okay, let’s start: An honest day’s work in his life, Give the slightest bit of respect to Guitar Bob, Pay his bills, Buy a round – do you want me to go on…?!

Likely nothing work related.

Just copy and paste from previous run ins

Is Higginbottom really politically correct?

How about “Andy’s List #2”? Just pre-print them.

This is Andy Capp we’re talking about… He needs his own database. That poor keyboard is exhausted.

Andy Capp is just no good.

There are more things that Andy hasn’t done than what he has done.

I think the copper has a point there. Why complicate things?

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Hmm, let’s see. Well, as far as we know, Andy Capp has never committed cannibalism or detonated a nuclear bomb.

They should make an “Andy Capp Charges” form. The constable can just check off the ones that apply and save themselves and the desk sergeant some time.