The proof is in the pudding ,guys, for time after time studies have shown married men are healthier, happier and live longer. And that the fact that we do not charge for our sage advice, shows the soundness of said oversight authority. And then we get snide put downs like these. We need to set up network for wives wherein when males err we’ll be right on hand. All for your betterment, guys;
My wife and I have been married for 48 years. One of the secrets to success is that we don’t spend a lot of time together so we appreciate the time we have.
Kind of reminds me of a scene from an old 3 Stooges movie where the guys get jobs as census takers. Moe comes to one door, knocks and when the man answers, wearing an apron and drying a dish, Moe asks: “Pardon me Sir, I’m from the Census. Are you married, or happy?”
A screeching voice from inside the house yells “HENRY!!” and a plate flies out, nails Moe, and he goes down the stairs. He sits up, shakes his head, marks the census form and says; “Yes, he’s married!”
Being married was the best thing that ever happened to me. It sort of puzzles me that so many guys see chains, where I saw partnership and joy. Maybe it’s a choice between selfishness and pride, and loving a wife more than yourself?
I’ve posted this before but it fits once again. From the Notorious Cherry Bombs (Rodney Crowell, members of the Hot Band – they backup Emmylou Harris, and Vince Gill)… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM
I love all the comments on this one! For me: I don’t have a problem with my marriage. I wear the pants in this family! (My wife tells me so!) Love you Mrs!
It is hard for a man to believe he is not perfect when his Mom has told him all his life he is perfect and no woman is good enough for him. P.S. He is not perfect at all.
Kveldulf about 5 years ago
Sorry, bud. Too late to run now.
Bilan about 5 years ago
The new order is now the cat, the wife, the children and then you.
in.amongst about 5 years ago
Done…. till dusted!
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Where’s the prenup?
santa72404 about 5 years ago
Worse than a bear trap!
Watcher about 5 years ago
He wasn’t expecting that, run.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 5 years ago
If a man is alone in the woods and says something no woman can hear, is he still wrong?
wiatr about 5 years ago
After my divorce I started telling people that I was ‘open under new management.’
jessie d. Premium Member about 5 years ago
boniface22 about 5 years ago
Q. Why do men almost always die before their wives?A. Because they want to.
somebodyshort about 5 years ago
Is that Joe and Victoria ?
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Calling it like it is – some times
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Full disclosure would probably prevent most marriages, but where is the fun in that.
The Pro from Dover about 5 years ago
DanFlak about 5 years ago
My wife and I have been married for 48 years. One of the secrets to success is that we don’t spend a lot of time together so we appreciate the time we have.
submachine about 5 years ago
Man is never wrong, it’s all in the woman’s perception
Prey about 5 years ago
Just remember, if you say something people don´t like or they don´t like you, it is THEIR problem, not yours.
uniquename about 5 years ago
I now pronounce you man and somewhat less likely to say, “Hey watch this!”
walstib Premium Member about 5 years ago
My life coach has been at it for 37 years, so I don’t know why I’m not perfect by now!?
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
Kind of reminds me of a scene from an old 3 Stooges movie where the guys get jobs as census takers. Moe comes to one door, knocks and when the man answers, wearing an apron and drying a dish, Moe asks: “Pardon me Sir, I’m from the Census. Are you married, or happy?”
A screeching voice from inside the house yells “HENRY!!” and a plate flies out, nails Moe, and he goes down the stairs. He sits up, shakes his head, marks the census form and says; “Yes, he’s married!”tripwire45 about 5 years ago
Anyone know if Wiley has ever been married? A quick Google search reveals nothing.
thomasroberts2017 about 5 years ago
yes
MikeJ about 5 years ago
Being married was the best thing that ever happened to me. It sort of puzzles me that so many guys see chains, where I saw partnership and joy. Maybe it’s a choice between selfishness and pride, and loving a wife more than yourself?
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Should have been more careful. Did they not tell him the " I do" was the last decision he ever gets to make?
viking-riverrat about 5 years ago
Are they Catholic ?
Dr. Silly about 5 years ago
The misogyny is thick here today. Rather sad…pathetic, really.
barry.whitten about 5 years ago
shouldn’t that be funding source and oversight authority
Argy.Bargy2 about 5 years ago
Very linear…
Display about 5 years ago
I’ve posted this before but it fits once again. From the Notorious Cherry Bombs (Rodney Crowell, members of the Hot Band – they backup Emmylou Harris, and Vince Gill)… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM
Tootsie Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sounds like there’s trouble in paradise.
TMMILLER Premium Member about 5 years ago
I love all the comments on this one! For me: I don’t have a problem with my marriage. I wear the pants in this family! (My wife tells me so!) Love you Mrs!
Grommit about 5 years ago
Geez…such an easy question. OF COURSE, the man is wrong. The man is ALWAYS wrong. And the woman is always right. There, Dear, does that satisfy you?
geneking7320 about 5 years ago
What happened to the lady that Denae’s dad liked? [can’t think of her name :-( ]
locake about 5 years ago
It is hard for a man to believe he is not perfect when his Mom has told him all his life he is perfect and no woman is good enough for him. P.S. He is not perfect at all.
gcottay about 5 years ago
A few years of good behavior produces benevolent management. Plus all the other fine benefits.
Bicycle Dude about 5 years ago
Just ask any married woman, the answer will be a resounding “Oh, hell yes!”