Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for August 08, 2019

Junior is sure enthusiastic for back to school supplies sales.

Reminds me of a family friend when I was a kid. At meal time, he would have the family hold hands and he’d say one of two prayers; either “Good food, good meat, good god let’s eat” or “Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for this grub, yay god let’s eat”. He was a pretty funny/fun loving guy.

This is exactly the problem. And if you are shopping on Thanksgiving than who are you buying for because you don’t have people you want to spend time with so why buy them gifts.

If they’re ducks, surely that’s not turkey they’re eating……..Lol

There is no god.

Bonus Panel:

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/black-thursday-bonus-panel/

This topic seems a little early, but I still can’t wrap my head around “Black Thursday”.

Yeah…think I’ll stay safe and shop online this year too. Crowds attract deadly idiots in this country.

A duck who doesn’t eat any green vegetables probably won’t live long enough to make it to the stores.

We used to call it Thanksgiving. But what do you expect from someone who wears a hat indoors and at the dinner-table…?