Yeah, well I can hear her over here and my neighbors and I are working up a petition. The obituary should not be accompanied the theme from the Lone Ranger.
Ted only said he was heading for the back porch. He is really headed for the bathroom and is preparing to surprise Francine with a tuba like bass accompaniment.
seanfear over 1 year ago
a house i don’t wanna be in/live in
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Francine doesn’t know how to play the trumpet.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Amplified, no less! How much of the paper does she read?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
At least on the back porch, Ted can read the comics in peace.
Iffy-Guile Biscuits Festive Holiday Hotfoot Revue over 1 year ago
Ironically and unfairly, Francine abhors Ted blowing his own horn.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah, well I can hear her over here and my neighbors and I are working up a petition. The obituary should not be accompanied the theme from the Lone Ranger.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ted needs to end their subscription to “The Clarion” newspaper.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Ted is not a fan of her fanfare.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 1 year ago
…bettr nowN as Teh TIKi..!!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Where’s a power outage when you need it?” thinks Ted…
“I hope her spit-valve clogs up…”
“Ride of the Valkyries” is a bit much for the Women’s Section…
It's Not Easy Bein' Me over 1 year ago
Ted has heard this song before…
rhpii over 1 year ago
Ted only said he was heading for the back porch. He is really headed for the bathroom and is preparing to surprise Francine with a tuba like bass accompaniment.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
But not his own back porch, Ted’s going clear across town to find a nice quiet porch.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
When Francine prepares dinner to music accompaniment Ted heads out for a quickBig Mac!
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Won’t she need a “page turner”? :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Ted feels that Francine has become a real pain in the brass!!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Francine knows precisely how to get a little (alot???) of alone time.