He’s waiting for the pully club to install the rest of his support system. When complete, the cutouts will have trays connected by cables to the beer fridge. A fresh brew will only be a few tugs away.
Donald has a multitude of different supporters and he picks them according to the subject of the book he is reading. He also has hidden a few that he brings out when reading some adult literature.. in his backyard behind some bushes where Maude can’t see him.
Donnie now has SIX alleged persons “following” him on the Ballard Street Nay-Boor-Lee social media platform — yet to be confirmed by individual retinal scans, fingerprints, and other biometric confirmation points.
From the files of the Ballard Street U-Do-It Car Wash & Lending Library magazine rack, page 116-7, Vol. 45, Future Psychology Tomorrow Annual Deja Vu Redux magazine:
… and in a similar case, a certain Mr. D., despite professional intervention, retains traces of self-perpetuating paranoia and a god complex — traits reinforced by his ongoing compulsion to create gaggles of stalkers able to be instantly manipulated at will…
Enablers in the article were listed as the area Dry Cleaners and Lumber-Hardware Emporium.
Mr. D remains at large to this day although he reportedly has an invisible dog fence installed in the yard and has so far respected its boundaries.
Therapy continues, as does hope for a full recovery…. god complex willing.
seanfear 23 days ago
yyyyyup (and it was 2009)
oldpine52 23 days ago
Donald prefers his supporters to not be any deeper than is intellect.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 23 days ago
Donald is about to be supported to the loony bin.
ArcticFox Premium Member 23 days ago
And they’ll stick with him to the end!!!
Pocosdad 23 days ago
Just wait until one of his neighbors moons him with the bent-over-gardener cut-out.
morningglory73 Premium Member 23 days ago
Donald might just have something there. A good idea. So much better than some of the signs I’ve seen lately.
Shikamoo Premium Member 23 days ago
They are supporting each other.
P51Strega 23 days ago
He’s waiting for the pully club to install the rest of his support system. When complete, the cutouts will have trays connected by cables to the beer fridge. A fresh brew will only be a few tugs away.
-Saint- 23 days ago
We can be thankful Donald never had any real kids of his own.
ChessPirate 23 days ago
Don’t leave them out in the rain, Don. They’ll go from “Rapt” to “Warped”…
MuddyUSA Premium Member 23 days ago
Donald learned that lesson…that’s why the garage is filled with replacements….
nancywilson51 23 days ago
Is this a Trump joke? It should be!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 23 days ago
Donald has a multitude of different supporters and he picks them according to the subject of the book he is reading. He also has hidden a few that he brings out when reading some adult literature.. in his backyard behind some bushes where Maude can’t see him.
rhpii 23 days ago
Donald has a box of used clothing he bought at Goodwill to keep them well dressed.
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 23 days ago
Donald returns to his annual therapy sessions each Spring when no longer able to instantly add to his dozens of snow-person cult followers.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 23 days ago
Good morning Balladeers!
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 23 days ago
Donnie now has SIX alleged persons “following” him on the Ballard Street Nay-Boor-Lee social media platform — yet to be confirmed by individual retinal scans, fingerprints, and other biometric confirmation points.
Mike Baldwin creator 23 days ago
Facebook unplugged.
931st UAP Recon Squadron • "They Honk-Guano Tonks" 23 days ago
From the files of the Ballard Street U-Do-It Car Wash & Lending Library magazine rack, page 116-7, Vol. 45, Future Psychology Tomorrow Annual Deja Vu Redux magazine:
… and in a similar case, a certain Mr. D., despite professional intervention, retains traces of self-perpetuating paranoia and a god complex — traits reinforced by his ongoing compulsion to create gaggles of stalkers able to be instantly manipulated at will…
Enablers in the article were listed as the area Dry Cleaners and Lumber-Hardware Emporium.
Mr. D remains at large to this day although he reportedly has an invisible dog fence installed in the yard and has so far respected its boundaries.
Therapy continues, as does hope for a full recovery…. god complex willing.
Teto85 Premium Member 23 days ago
Sometimes you do.
mistercatworks 23 days ago
In case he feels the need of a crowd.
Bilan 23 days ago
Next step will be the applause machine.
JP Steve Premium Member 22 days ago
As long as they’re not athletic supporters…