The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 22, 2019

Dad pays for that special magic in advance.

OOPS!

Even those magical credit cards have limits.

If a kid wants to know how Santa does things, just have the kid watch The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen.

Hoist on his own petard. Again.

As kids, we were always told that Santa sent Mommy and Daddy a bill and that the parents had to pay in the end. That’s why other kids got more presents than we did.

Soon he will have tell her there is no Santa. And soon after tell her that there is on God.

Actually… he uses the S1 faster-than-light sleigh and a whole lot of Elf delivery teams.

Santa has special magic against greed….

Santa has outsourced gift delivery…

The kid is too old to believe in Santa. I’m surprised Hattie hasn’t set him straight by now.

First of all " her" is a “he”, and second you left out a word between “is” and “on”, the word is believe