Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 02, 2020

Let me guess….they don’t want to get sued.;-D

All they really need is a ‘No Spill Zone’ sign.

Where are the warning sign to keep you from running into those warning signs?

This is my territory; not your dog’s. Don’t let your dog mark anything.

Why hasn’t the Legal Department issued a policy banning the carrying of any and all liquids?

And, Yes, I saw the mispelling of Bulletin Board.

More like the kind of sign gags that’s used in those Zucker Brothers Movies (Airplane, The Naked Gun).

Go ahead, fall and sue and say sign tripped you. Got to keep the legal department busy.

Every time I see one of those warning signs reading “WET FLOOR” I have a tendency to read it as an imperative.

What, no “Piso Mojado”? (Spanish for “someone peed on the floor”.)

No matter how many signs, the more you try to make it idiot proof, the faster they will create a better idiot.

I’ve taken one law course in my entire life on engineering law. It addressed two major areas, product liability and intellectual property. I came to realize that Engineering Law is an oxymoron. Engineering is based on fact and logic; law isn’t.

I don’t think its misspelled at all.

I STILL think more people fall over those damn “Wet Floor” signs then slip on a wet floor!

Good eyes!

I worked for a short time in a building that had such shiny marble floors on the executive floor that is wasn’t safe to walk there. You had to get off on the floor above or below and walk. There was cardboard spread on the floor from the office door to the stair well. I suppose they eventually got carpet, but it was the darndest waste of money I’d seen. (Up to that point, anyway.)

Idle lawyers are the devils tools.

There is nothing more dangerous to a business than a proactive legal department.

How about a sign that reads, “Use your damn brain!” . Then again, that’s probably pointless.

Needs a sign “Warning, Lawyers Ahead.”

Its always the safety devices that try to kill me.

Looks like they covered their ass(ets)Now if you spill, they can sue YOU

Hey, we do get paid by the hour.

I bumped into a “wet floor” sign that was tucked into a dark spot a few days ago.

Yeah, just like in drug advertisements where they tell you not to take the drug if you are allergic to it…

Que significa esto? (No, no hablo el idioma)

And people still won’t notice them, unless they trip over and want to sue.

Never mind the people tripping over the wet floor caution signs.

Insert yet another Lawyer Joke here.

Litigate, litigate, oh how we love to litigate…