Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 19, 2024

This will go down in hisssstory as the first sssseller of ssssnake oil.

It’s all hit or misssssss

What is the prime ingredient in this oil, if I may ask?

Snake Oil, stuff must work. Been around since Adam and Eve.

“Great for … babies”

Ambiguous enough to be legal in Arizona

Oily to bed and oily to rise…

Face in her hair on the right side.

Don’t we get a little dance or something in the presentation?

Babies???