The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 21, 2020

What if he was adopted? They may not be his biological parents but they’re still his parents.

An oldie but goodie.

If your fathers parents did not have children you would not be here to ask that.

I think a lot of us Boomers wouldn’t be here if our mothers had the PIll.

Insanity is hereditary… we get it from our children…

I am a war accident baby; USO girl sleeps with Marine on leave=me. I give thanks to my biological mother daily for carrying me to birth, giving me up for adoption, and allowing me to have the life I have led. I doubt, if the pill or Roe v. Wade had existed when I was born, that she would have had the option or the opportunity.

Says the poster girl for Retroactive Abortion.

Lack of heredity is continuing to become a more serious pandemic each day.

Gee, and I always though that ability was determined by gender.

BTW, that’s a pretty old joke, but I guess you have to be old to realize it.

Aa a I always said growing up, " Having children is hereditary, if your parents didn’t have any, chances are you won’t either!"

The old question was ‘Can sterility be inherited?’ Same answer.

I dunno – my bottle of old spice deodorant says that if my grandfather hadn’t worn it, I wouldn’t be here, so I’d say old spice has something to do with it… :-)

Um, why is Hurricane Hattie visiting Brutus? There’s a coronavirus going around and Hattie is not wearing her face mask and not social distancing from Brutus, they’re going to get sick.