F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 17, 2022

use it on other people and you’ll be able to see through them

I have never Xmas shopped at an auto parts store

Uh, No

I don’t think she wants to be just clean. She wants bubbles.

Heart of Glass.

He is trouble now, big trouble. She should ask him to try it first.

It’ll get the bugs off and leave no streaks.

I’d gift tools to my father that I needed but that he didn’t have. I figured it was fair, since his gifts to me were things he should have provided as parent, like underwear and socks.

Too bad he didn’t pick up a cleaner for her headlights while he was there.

Shoulda got a foam cannon.

You have to be careful of all-weather windshield washer fluid; it contains methanol.

Dish soap works better … softens hands while you become a dish.