Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 31, 2023

Too bad, he could have been called Greedy.

He has been waiting too long. New policy at Disney Studios.

He was better off, they probably never shaved or bathed.

In other words, he came up short……

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to the rack you go!

Maybe he can get a bit part playing a balrog.

He should try again. Now there’s only one dwarf and the rest are “magical creatures” meeting DEI requirements.

I was in northwest Thailand about 20 years ago on a humanitarian mission trip. Each morning we’d hoist the picks, shovels and whatever else we needed to work on the water project and walk down the road singing: “Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! It’s off to work we go.” After the first week, some of the villagers would join us in singing. It was hilarious to listen to them and just as funny to them to listen to us. There was a small lad, perhaps 4 or 5 that took a liking to me and a couple of others. He’d do something and I’d give him a thumbs up and tell him: “Fair dinkum mate!” After a few days, he started repeating the gesture and phrase to me. I wonder what he’s doing now…

Oy

He got rejected from Munchkinland and Time Bandits for the same reason.

It was just a miner setback.

Oooo. That hurts…..

I owe, I owe, it’s off to work I go, to pay those taxes that I owe, I owe!

Wow, shorter than a dwarf. And relevant with Disney doing what they do here, rewriting the description of a classic.

Oops. First of the month glitch strikes again…..

Just like BC, we’re stuck between months.

1st of the month and we’ve run out of Classics again

One time there were eight dwarfs. He should’ve made the requirement, and he could’ve tried to wake her up with a kiss.

I resemble one of those dwarfs. You know, the allergenic-ally challenged one….

Short in more ways than one…..

Day 3 of Groundhog Day in the land of Id.

Too short to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong…Just like my golden retriever.

Is this going to change any time soon? It’s been the same one for days and days.

It’s hasn’t changed all week….

Groundhog day #4

I guess Parker and Hart are on vacation — 6 days with no new strip.

Why is this so old ?

Does no one else misses the fink since one week?

This is the same strip all week…

Now it’s even appearing on Sunday!

same cartoon for a week. What happened?

Every month it takes longer to fix the glitch!

Why have you NOT started to show the August panels for this strip.

Imagine on Sept 1st!!!!!!! Won’t have a classic until ………. ???

Wow!!!! this has been stuck way too long.