Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 14, 2011

I’m sooo glad he left out mentioning the jock strap. Oh heck, did I say that out loud?

She got him because he was too tired to get up and say no.

You sound old, Irv.

By not trying, actually. She comes across the ring box completely by accident.

And she’s just as wishy-washy and commitment-phobic, only in different areas. No wonder they didn’t get married until 2005 (and start on the road to parenthood until 2010!)

Yeah . . . he sure is a real catch that Cathy would be absolutely crazy to let get away all right!!!!!

after all that, I’d guess the urge to kiss him would wane a bit…

He’s such an old man.