you don’t want to be a trout Fred, they never get to leave school!
In this weather,esp.
You are the cutest basset in the world, Fred. But you would be an odd-looking trout. Stay with us.
No, Fred! Your place in the cosmos can be filled by no one else!
Don’t they die once they spawn upstream?
A fishy tale or even tail…..
“The grass is always greener on the other side”. Fred has green grass but is wishing he was a trout!
You don’t want to be a trout, Fred. Your safer having a place at the table than being on the menu.
There’s something a little fishy about that whole idea, Fred.
“When you enter the water, you enter the food chain; but not at the top.”
Oh, Fred, it’s too late—but people say it this way, I wish I were
No you don’t, you’d stand a good chance of being someone’s dinner
There are very few sausages in the water, Fred!
But sometimes, you’ll have to swim upstream, at least according to Gordon Lightfoot: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11CrgGazPUU&pp=ygUeZ29yZG9uIGxpZ2h0Zm9vdCByYWluYm93IHRyb3V0
On the other hand, basset meuniere isn’t a thing.
So, you like being caught, rolled in flour and pan fried, Fred?
Fred likes the flick of the tail. HE could do that!
No, you don’t, Fred, you’d end up in somebody’s frying pan.
Well, if that sort of life is what you wish …
Don’t worry Fred; you’re quite graceful for a basset hound.
Hmmm… no Fred trout just doesn’t roll off the tongue. be pretty boring too
You are so wonderful just being yourself, think +…
You could just jump in Fred ……. be like a trout for awhile …….. then get out and be “YOU” again ……………. best of both worlds …….. :)
No Fred we love you as a doggie because if you were a trout you would not steal sausages from the Dears
With warmer water temperatures trout get pretty stressed these days.
ronaldspence 10 months ago
you don’t want to be a trout Fred, they never get to leave school!
Gator007 10 months ago
In this weather,esp.
angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago
You are the cutest basset in the world, Fred. But you would be an odd-looking trout. Stay with us.
Ivy Valory Premium Member 10 months ago
No, Fred! Your place in the cosmos can be filled by no one else!
kbyrdleroy123 10 months ago
Don’t they die once they spawn upstream?
DaveG1960 10 months ago
A fishy tale or even tail…..
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
“The grass is always greener on the other side”. Fred has green grass but is wishing he was a trout!
Botulism Bob 10 months ago
You don’t want to be a trout, Fred. Your safer having a place at the table than being on the menu.
Chithing Premium Member 10 months ago
There’s something a little fishy about that whole idea, Fred.
david_42 10 months ago
“When you enter the water, you enter the food chain; but not at the top.”
ddjg 10 months ago
Oh, Fred, it’s too late—but people say it this way, I wish I were
SusieB 10 months ago
No you don’t, you’d stand a good chance of being someone’s dinner
Scrum 10 months ago
There are very few sausages in the water, Fred!
Gandalf 10 months ago
But sometimes, you’ll have to swim upstream, at least according to Gordon Lightfoot: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11CrgGazPUU&pp=ygUeZ29yZG9uIGxpZ2h0Zm9vdCByYWluYm93IHRyb3V0
MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago
On the other hand, basset meuniere isn’t a thing.
trainnut1956 10 months ago
So, you like being caught, rolled in flour and pan fried, Fred?
darcyandsimon 10 months ago
Fred likes the flick of the tail. HE could do that!
ladykat 10 months ago
No, you don’t, Fred, you’d end up in somebody’s frying pan.
Russell Sketchley Premium Member 10 months ago
Well, if that sort of life is what you wish …
GSD Mom Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t worry Fred; you’re quite graceful for a basset hound.
Joel Ivy 10 months ago
Hmmm… no Fred trout just doesn’t roll off the tongue. be pretty boring too
T... 10 months ago
You are so wonderful just being yourself, think +…
bwswolf 10 months ago
You could just jump in Fred ……. be like a trout for awhile …….. then get out and be “YOU” again ……………. best of both worlds …….. :)
anncorr339 10 months ago
No Fred we love you as a doggie because if you were a trout you would not steal sausages from the Dears
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 10 months ago
With warmer water temperatures trout get pretty stressed these days.