Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 12, 2023

Oops there goes another rubber tree plant.

There’s a sweet spot right between random and consistently inconsistent.

Consistency is the key, Kid. He exercises consistently but in a variety of ways to escape boredom and to complete his personal fitness program.

Really Frazz? Never? Never? and Never? Really?

‘Train’ going round and round the same track. Sounds like ‘model’ behavior.

If one trains on the Mississippi bottoms, there is nothing but consistent flatness.

But Mr. Spaetzle isn’t training now is he? He’s just getting healthier, physically and mentally.

I am consistent in reading Frazz, but rather inconsistent in working out…

Like Mr. Spaetzle, I think this arc has nearly run its course (sorry, couldn’t resist).

Well, Mr. Spaetzle should be thinner when we see him next.

The only thing that’s constant is change

Is the “x” logo on his shirt for Twitter or to imply “no ads here”?

Just like my golf game.

The key is to find what works best for you and stick to it. That’s the consistency that matters.

To each their own.

we try to be inconsistent. I lived between three subdivisions and rotated which one I would walk my dogs through. And even then I’d try to take different routes. But over the years, even that became consistent. To break up the sameness I put my phone in my vest pocket and listened to podcasts and audiobooks.

And I try to be decisively indecisive.

Man, I’ve been gone a week and these people still can’t think of anything more interesting to talk about?

Y’know, kids, you can set up Spaetzle’s cell phone with a tracker app so you can keep up with him wherever he goes: cemetery, grocery store, corner bar, bathroom … the possibilities are endless for indulging your collective obsession with his whereabouts and activities.

What IS the Tshirt logo we’ve been seeing all week? I can’t find anything on Google.