April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
“Lighten” up on him, already.
You would have to run from the cops for it to count.
It only counts if you are on foot.
Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.
Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…
How about jumping to conclusions?
Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!
’Running a red"? Running a red light?
Good joke!
Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?
I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”
There was that time he ran for office…
He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.
But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.
How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?
Well done!
when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?
No, but does doing diddley-squats count?
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 month ago
“Lighten” up on him, already.
Imagine about 1 month ago
You would have to run from the cops for it to count.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
It only counts if you are on foot.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 month ago
Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
How about jumping to conclusions?
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!
MRC112 about 1 month ago
’Running a red"? Running a red light?
ericlscott creator about 1 month ago
Good joke!
luca.debus creator about 1 month ago
Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?
tee929 about 1 month ago
I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
There was that time he ran for office…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well done!
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?
ekke about 1 month ago
No, but does doing diddley-squats count?