Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 27, 2024

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They aren’t talking to each other, more like talking while the other is around.

Um, that ship has already sailed, Petey.

I think Petey should tell her to yell at it, BUT that she has to do it in another room so that anything resulting from her yelling doesn’t get associated with him.

Don’t worry Petey someone already beat her to the punch on that one

Alice would keep Ernesto away

It’s impossible for her to turn you into something weird, Petey Potterpoop.

More Weird

Second panel smiling Alice and a unicorn looking quite worried – it must know about the volcanoes…

Ah poor Petey, not realizing no turning necessary ; )

Too late. You`re already weird.

No offense but turning him into something weird would be like giving a fish a bath.

Just keep it IN the backpack…should work just as well, and still keep dignity intact.

What’s wrong with weird??? :)

To unicorn or not to unicorn, that is the question.

Weird? What is normal?

He has a crush on her, but accuses her of sorcery/witchcraft and draws her as a kaiju style monster, like Calvin has a crush on Susie Derkins and expresses it by writing a story where she is devoured by velociraptors. I must be weird; I expressed my crushes on girls by fantasizing about rides with them in crystalline coaches. I must be some kind of freak.

You already are Petey!

Ah Petey, that ship has sailed.