Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 09, 2024

Back to your drawing board, Bucky!

Advertizing is all about making an indelible impression.

Puke-a-rizer? Squeal-a-meal?

Careful, Satch! Stay well back if he ever turns it on.

Ayup…. Satch has some Northern New England in him…

“Ay-yup”, I thought Satch was Canadian, not a New Englander. Maine, to be precise. It would be “Ayuh” for New Hampshire.

Yah sure, you betcha’

Well, he was born in Nova Scotia, aboot as close as you can get, eh?

And why is the Buckster allowed access to forks….Ever?

This could be… will be CATastrophic

Ahh, common sense hurts, Bucky

So what kind of attention span does Bucky have after 15 min???

Think of it as the Greek pronunciation, Satch.

I am LOLing!!!!!!!!

Krispy Kreme is not cool.

I notice the arm on that…thing…looks like it is from a drawing table lamp…belonging to Rob. He hasn’t learned to keep his studio door locked? That’s on him.

It would be easier to name if we knew what it was supposed to do. Again, all I see is something that will fly apart and cause bodily injury. And yeah, that’s true of most of Bucky’s inventions. But there is usually an understood objective…no matter how unrealistic.

Krispy Kreme donuts are disgusting. Like eating a slab of lard drenched in sugar. I have no idea why southerners like them. Same with whatever that chicken sandwich place they rave about — just a dry piece of chicken on a bun. Just awful.

I had to stand in a line to try both of those and was absolutely shocked at how bad they were. I wasted a lot of money, too, as I bought a variety of donuts that went in the trash.

The Kylinder part sounds about right.

Sounds like a slick ad campaign.

There’s a tattoo parlor near me called Kyklops Tattoo. I think it’s the Greek spelling.