The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for April 18, 2024

snap psch! glug, glug

c = 1 / √μ₀ε₀

Depends. Are we talking speed to get thru a 6-pack, or a keg?

I find they both go through my bladder about two or three hours after consumption.

He’s got the right idea. Speak only of what you know.

Only two things wrong with Bud Light; it’s Bud and it’s Light.

In either case, it really depends on if you shotgun it or not.

In a vacuum it’s 2.998 × 10^8 m / s.

Miller, you forgot Miller… you flunk Gunther…. now go back to the stump and ask Pierpoint…!

that long hu when i’m out they go thru in about 15 to 20 mins.

the speed of light =299 792 458 m / s

That would be Warp Factor 1.

I haven’t had a beer since 2001, when my doctor told me alcohol would affect my diabetes medicine. And I don’t miss it.

The speed of light (lite) is directly proportional to the proximity to Andy Capp. Beer’s “Black hole” of the comics world.