Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
C 28 days ago
If it’s modeled after a departure gate then it’s actually that other place
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 28 days ago
Do they charge for luggage in Heaven? And is there a First Class section?
rob.home 28 days ago
Tell Saint Peter at the Golden (Pearly) Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette! (Phil Harris—‘Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.’)
rekam Premium Member 28 days ago
Ralph’s not too happy.
Imagine 28 days ago
What about the people with the frequent flyer cards?
luca.debus creator 28 days ago
I’ll never understand why they don’t load the back of heaven first, and then gradually move their way up economy towards first class, you know? It would be so much more efficient.
pat sandy creator 28 days ago
i’m thinking this would be boarding group 1….
WDDIM 28 days ago
I hope there’s still room in the overhead bins when I get in.
nancyb creator 28 days ago
Some pay for the private club at Club 10. It’s just down that flight of stairs…
JamieLee Premium Member 28 days ago
I like the guy checking his watch, like he has somewhere else to be!
Dobie Premium Member 28 days ago
It figures… they always get boarded first!
(What’s wrong Ralph… limb rats not allowed in?! Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Daltongang Premium Member 28 days ago
Well at least Heaven won’t be like Southwest Airlines, when the boarding procedure is "One through Forty…………GO!
Cerabooge 28 days ago
Did they just take a flight on a Boeing plane?
Mike Baldwin creator 28 days ago
Ha! Good, Too Good! This is why I hate optimists!
zeexenon 28 days ago
Now, that would be a great wedding ceremony.
mistercatworks 28 days ago
They have to go through rehab before passing further.
Howard'sMyHero 28 days ago
Ah yes … the fate of clouds 1 through 8 is to wait …!
( gotta go )
davewhamond creator 28 days ago
If you wanna get to heaven, you have to go through Dallas-Ft. Worth and then connect in Chicago.
787 28 days ago
…and your luggage goes to Atlanta.